September 25 2019, 12:01am,The Times

Carol Midgley

Aside from that other big story (something about Boris Johnson?) youll have noticed that primary pupils are being given self-touching lessons. They are being taught that stimulating their private parts is not dirty, but really very normal, although not in class when everyone is watching.

Madness. I mean, what a waste of time. Because as any parent of a teenage boy will confirm, they work all that stuff out pretty damn well by themselves. Give it a few years, head teachers, and they may not be acing maths, but theyll certainly be achieving an A* in onanism with all the happy socks under the bed to prove it. So relax. Save a few quid on your budgets. Because its balls.

But then so much of

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